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问题: 求英文小幽默

我们每节英语课前都要有一个同学讲一个英语幽默,大家帮忙找找…1.不超过100单词2.我是高二,别太难,让大家容易听懂,而且我发音不很准,太难了不好说3.一定要很搞笑 谢谢各位啦!

解答:

1.It worked 真的有效!

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor. The doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine." said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

The Doctor Knows Better

2
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: " I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."



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